We always thought perpetually goofy Sherman Hemsley would be the first Surreal Life cast-member to run foul of the nation's drug laws. But it turns out that none other than uptight Tawny Kitaen has been busted for possessing 15 grams of cocaine. Something tells us she won't be able to count on Florence Henderson for a character reference.
Reuters reported that the temperamental '80s knockout who put the "V" into "video vixen" got the cuffs slapped on her after San Juan Capistrano, Calif., deputies responded to a call for a welfare check on her two children. Kitaen faces three years in prison if found guilty.
Fortunately no one got a high-heeled shoe in their eye in the process. Kitaen attended counseling in 2002 for spousal abuse and battery after pretending ex-husband Chuck Finley was the car hood in that "Is This Love?" video.
If Sherman is hiding around the couch, you can come out now.
- Kitaen isn't the only celeb who crossed the law. Vote for this year's Big Outlaw!
- Watch those old Whitesnake videos that made Tawny the over-the-hill hellcat she is today!
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you gotta be kidding me. Tawny Kitaen....what a has been. Chuck Finley should be glad he got rid of that skanky ass ho for good. What a piece of trash.